CNAs are tough to please and all-around wonderful people. They put up with more than any other occupation, but they have a knack for making the best of it! Patients who are grateful for your help make a CNA’s job so much easier, and it’s what made you become a CNA. But every now and then there will be patients that push all the right buttons to get under your skin – immediately!
You’ve probably heard the phrase, “You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.” It couldn’t be truer when it comes to dealing with nurses. If you’re a patient and want to make your nurse’s life easier, please take note of these things that never ever say in front of them:
1. Don’t yell “hey waitress” or “hey nurse” at me.
“Who is waiting on me today?” is another evil thing to say. I am not a waitress, and I have a name. I didn’t go to college for four very long, excruciating years to be referred to as your waitress. Furthermore, contrary to popular belief, my job isn’t to just bring you coffee, fluff your pillows and find your remote that you dropped for the 10th time.
While you may need your coffee now, please keep in mind that I truly want to help you, but I also have eight other patients that have needs. I may be trying to make sure that the patient next door to you isn’t taking her last breath.
2. Don’t tell me that I’m too smart to be a nurse and ask me why I didn’t become a doctor.
I didn’t want to be a doctor! It has nothing to do with how smart I am. I dreamed of being a nurse even when I was a little girl. It’s okay; nurses are smart too.
3. Please don’t tell me how to do my job or advise me on ways to improve.
If you (or your family) read something on Google last night, it doesn’t make you an expert. I didn’t just graduate from nursing school yesterday, and even if I did, I would still know more than you about every medical subject you can think of. So please give me the respect I deserve and appreciate the fact that I know how to do my job. If you let me, you’ll see that I do it very well, all on my own, with no help from you.
4. Please don’t ask me out on a date.
Even if you are the most attractive person in the world. Seeing you dressed in a hospital gown, with a Foley catheter full of urine and hospital-issued sexy socks, really isn’t doing it for me…sorry. So please keep your “hellooooo nurse” comments to yourself and just let me do my job.
5. “What’s taking so long?”
If you had any clue what nurses really do, you would never ask this question. Nursing is a very stressful job and although I honestly want to help all my patients I have to put things in order of priority. By bothering me to ask me what is taking so long, you actually just add to the problem. I do have other patients, and your fourth popsicle will get there, it’s just not always my priority.
6. “You’re only (or just) the nurse.” Or “Nurses just take orders from doctors.”
These are two of the most belittling things you can say to a nurse. Nurses collaborate with physicians, radiologists, nurses aides, and other medical professionals to care for you and other patients. What you may not realize is that nurses know you better than your doctor ever does. We are with you throughout your hospital stay. We study and assess every little thing about you. Doctors come in, look at your chart, write orders and leave. Those orders must be checked by a highly skilled and qualified nurse because doctors make mistakes all the time. Often nurses are the only thing between you and a hearse.
7. “Do you only date doctors?”
Um, no, wrong again. I am actually married to a nurse, but wouldn’t marry a doctor if my life depended on it. Their crazy hours and highly strung nature, along with their often humongous egos is enough to turn any sane nurse off. Thanks but no thanks.
It’s pretty hard to be a nurse. On top of all the other jobs that they do, nurses are always on call and sometimes even when they’re not working. They have to take care of patients in need without getting any breaks or time for themselves, so if you see your nurse out at Starbucks with their friends after work one day, don’t think less of them! Nurses deserve some down time too. We’ve compiled some advice from nurses themselves about how not to be one of these people that says things that make them feel bad. Comment below if you have any good ideas!